Held up through the wash better than I expected from a screen print.

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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings bold, retro horror-poster energy to your everyday wardrobe. The relaxed fit and soft, washed-in color make it feel lived-in from the first wear, while the large, vintage-style graphic adds playful edge and conversation-starting attitude. Wear it to weekend hangouts, movie nights, or when you want a statement top that reads like an old-school horror flyer—comfortable, durable, and full of personality.
The shirt drapes casually over jeans or layered under a jacket. The pre-shrunk cotton and sturdy double-needle stitching mean it holds its shape through many washes, while the garment-dye process creates subtle color variation that deepens with time. Available across a wide size range and many colorways, this tee is for anyone who likes loud graphics, nostalgia, and a durable, comfortable tee that feels softer with every wear.
Printed to order and pressed the day it ships. Allow 2–5 business days for production before dispatch.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color depth and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit — durable construction with no side seams
- Relaxed fit available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 62 color options
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²), sewn-in label for a clean, lasting finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Pairs well after dark
What people are saying
102 reviews
Reviews open once your order ships — demo mode for now, so the ratings above are illustrative sample data.
Print started cracking a little after a handful of washes. Disappointing for the price.
Bought: XL
Runs a little big — I'd size down if ordering again. Still wearing it constantly though.
Perfect weight for layering under a jacket. Not too thick, not too thin.
Bought: S
Soft immediately out of the bag, no break-in period needed.
Bought: XL
Perfect weight for layering under a jacket. Not too thick, not too thin.
Bought: S





