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BREAKING NEWSBallroom | Style 1 | Long Sleeve T Shirt

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Bring a little ballroom attitude to your everyday wardrobe with this bold long sleeve tee. The front features the cheeky phrase “Shove the ballroom up your fat ass!” in striking red and black lettering, giving the shirt a sharp, irreverent edge inspired by classic dance-floor banter. It’s made for dancers, instructors, performers, and anyone who enjoys humor with their rhythm. Wear it to rehearsals, dance socials, performances, or a lively night out when your outfit needs a little more personality. Made from soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, it has a broken-in feel and rich texture, while ribbed cuffs and reinforced seams keep it comfortable and durable through repeated wear.

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Product features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth, print-friendly surface
  • Garment-dyed fabric for a soft feel and textured color
  • Medium-weight 6.1 oz/yd² cotton construction
  • Classic fit with elastic ribbed-knit cuffs
  • Durable double-needle hems with reinforced neck and shoulder tape

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean

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